Good Lord...Part Two

If you saw the post of the stuffed pony that was on ebay and thought that was bad, well here is another weird stuffed animal. Personally, I think the stuffed pony was far superior. You can't ride this one, it doesn't have curls that can be styled with gel, and it doesn't have rebar-supported legs so that you can place your kids on it ensuring years of therapy... and it has a chipped pecker.

Geez, all that for a stupid penis joke.

My favorite part of the product description is the claim that the animal is "stuffed and preserved," then it proceeds to list all the defects : legs have fallen off, the rear is dusty and dirty, etc.