More Ebay Hijinks

I'm not even going to try and mask what this link is. This person is selling a haunted Nintendo. That's right...haunted. He says voices and laughter occur when you play it. The sad part about this is that as of posting time the current bid is $152 with two days left in the auction.

What I need to do is to come up with an outlandish story for every piece of crap that I don't want anymore and then post it on Ebay. I'll be a millionaire.