Miracles of the Modern World

Miracles nowadays really suck. I don't even think the Divine is really trying anymore. No wonder churches are always asking for money. God needs to increase his advertising budget.

I bet the cheese on that first one was something cheap, like velveeta. Or that crappy low-fat cheese that doesn't really melt, but instead slowly burns away.

At least this guy seems to know his miracle-making-apparatus could very well produce rotten miracles (Well, I would consider Willem DaFoe a rotten miracle.)