From The "You've Gotta Be Kiddin' Me" Dept.

I just ran across this and I had to share it. The Army National Guard has joined forces with iTunes and they are offering three free mp3 downloads if you sign up with the Guard. I hope with all my heart someone intended that page to be a joke of some sort.

Hell, iTunes only charges ninety-nine cents a song. You can steal that much out of the share-a-penny cups at the local 7-11.