links for 2006-02-19

• Woman's Arm Severed In Car Accident
  "Her arm was found near the accident still clutching a cell phone." Do you think that by laughing at that I've assured my descent into Hell when I die?
• Porn Stars, Sex Toys Part of Yale Program
  That article would send the administration of my collegiate alma mater into conniption fits and then into week-long prayer sessions.
• The Lawyer Coloring Book (.pdf file)
  Color my suit grey or I'll get fired. Watch me take my pill...and not care.
• Wisdom for Grads--by Scott Adams
  "It is better to be an “expert” than it is to do actual work."
• In N.C., GOP Requests Church Directories
  Any Church that willingly complies with this request should have their tax exempt status yanked post-haste. They wanna play in the political game let'em pay the fuckin' admission price like everyone else.
• How to spot a pedophile.
  This handy little quiz should better prepare you in spotting those pesky pedophiles. Watch out for the tell-tale "pedo-smile," but be careful; sometimes looks are deceiving.