links for 2006-03-12

• 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense-- via Scientific American.com
  Creationist nonsense? Isn't that redundant?
• The world's longest MadLib -- created by the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop
  Playing with Mad Libs always devolved into entering swear words into the blanks. I can only suppose the inadvertent naughtiness of the name "Moby Dick" and all the homoeroticism in the original text would only exacerbate that inclination.
• One Got Fat - Bicycle safety film circa 1963 - Google Video
  Holy crap this thing is creepy. Watch as eight kids wearing monkey masks are systematically run over on their bicycles. Chipper 50's music accompanies the carnage.
• YouTube - Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris
  Shouldn't this cause the space-time continuum to collapse? Or maybe Chuck anticipated this possibility and introduced the space-time continuum to "law" and "order."