links for 2006-04-04

• Playboy. In Braille.
  Contrary to popular belief, some folks DO read Playboy for the articles. Article completely safe for work (SFW).
• Hoff Soap!
  MY EYES!!! ARRRRGH! I'M BLIND!!!
• Copy Machine Revenge- via Google Video
  "PC Load Letter? What the f@#k does that mean?"
• Pinkey the Cat - via Google Video
  Maybe Pinkey shouldn't have snorted those four lines of 'nip before he went on camera.
• Faces of Michael Jackson - via Google Video
  So he's a shape-shifter. Well, that explains everything then.
• Judge Censured for Mocking Victim- via ABC News
  Not because the mockery was in poor taste, but because he mocked the defendant using Jon Lovitz material. Had he instead chosen Adam Sandler he would have been applauded.
• Songs Played Backwards Reveal Subliminal Messages
  Yeah, like you should find something else to do with your time. I like the artists who intentionally put backwards messages. Like the song by Weird Al or ELO. When you listen to them backwards reveal the lyrics. It helps to have a paranoid cheat-sheet.
• Professor Predicts Human Time Travel This Century
  There's nothing about flux capacitors, the circuits of time, sling-shotting around the sun, or disappearing naval battleships so I'm assuming this is complete fantasy. String-theory? Please. Give me a DeLoreon (with stainless steel construction) any day.