links for 2006-05-09

• Strange afflictions - Health And Fitness
  "Alien Hand Syndrome" sounds kinda fun. But keep me the hell away from "Penis Panic."
• Superman Returns Trailer
  If that score doesn't give you goose bumps then you aren't an American.
• The Dilbert Blog: My Parenting Skills- by Scott Adams
  I have a funny feeling that I'm gonna treat my kids the exact same way.
• Ancient Ruins From Space
  You can see thirteen locations right now. No word on whether or not they'll add Capitol Hill.
• My Testicles- by Tom Hanks
  As much as I appreciate "The Terminal," "Philadelphia" and "Apollo 13" it's videos like this that make me yearn for the days of "Bachelor Party" and "Money Pit."
• Los Osos teacher is running with heart- via San Luis Obispo Tribune
  Makes you feel kinda lazy, eh Flood?
• The Toilet/Sink Combo
  You mean you're not supposed to wash your hands in normal toliets? Hmm. Well, I guess pooping in the sink is pretty much frowned upon as well.