links for 2006-05-10

• Arnold Enjoys a YTMND- via YTMND
  I have no idea why I find this so funny. Probably for the same reason I still watch Transylvania 6-5000.
• Exxon's Pile of Cash Keeps Growing, Adding Fuel to the Ire Over Oil Prices- via Wall Street Journal
  Can't we just kill some of these criminal motherfuckers? I mean, if we all rise as one and simply slay the executives at Exxon then I'm quite sure the other oil companies would begin pricing their product more reasonably.
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
• Exactly what are you a doctor of?
  Well, I have a PhD in parapsychology and psychology.
  And now you catch ghosts?
  Yeah...you could say that.
• British Karate - via Google Video
  I've seen a lot of martial artists, but this guy's truly impressive. I've already begun training. Gotta get me a sturdy set of keys, though...