links for 2006-05-23

• NINJA NEWS
  Ninja madness hits Canterbury campus.
• Cartoons -via YouTube
  Index of over 500 cartoons on YouTube. For the inner (or in my case outer) kid in you.
• Superman Trailer
  Near the end of the trailer you'll see a few frames of Big Blue as he lands. That segment alone would be worth the price of admission.
• Lewis Black "Black on Broadway"- YouTube
  The full HBO special from the most cynical man on the planet. Watch it quick before it disappears.
• Escaped Cow Charges Police Car -via Wiltshire.co.uk
  I've seen a cow charge a vehicle, so this is nothing new. But the article says the cow damaged the car's "bonnet and grill." Why the hell did the PD have a bonnet tied to their car? That wouldn't exactly strike fear into the heart of evil-doers, would it?
• SWORD NEWS- "Marlboro man kills pigeon with sword" -via Poughkeepsie Journal
  "A local man is due to be arraigned Wednesday on misdemeanor animal cruelty charges after he allegedly killed a neighbor's pigeon with a four-foot sword." That's just overkill. A dagger would have sufficed.
• Concord Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With Student On Raleigh Field Trip -via WRAL.com
  The student is quoted as saying, "Don't wanna be no uptown fool. Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well. Teacher needs to see me after school."