links for 2006-06-01

• 'Allah' ice-creams banned- via Sun Online
  I'm all for religious tolerance, but give me a freakin' break. Muslims need to lighten the hell up. Being such tightasses only makes asshats like me want to offend them more.
• Mr T says treat your mother right-via Youtube
  I would say "I pity the fool that watches this jibber-jabber," but I think we all know that I'm above that.
• Spider-Man 3 leaked photos
  Small images of the black symbiote suit. Don't know what the hell I'm talking about? Just the emergence of the scariest damn Spidey villain of all time. Sure, Osborne's wily, but he's never tried to eat Peter's brain.
• Kid Impersonates Napoleon Dynamite during Spelling bee- YouTube
  That kid either has enormous balls or no sense of appropriateness. I'm voting the latter...but it was freakin' sweet!